List of the Most Misheard Country Lyrics


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CMT has a list of the "Most Misheard Country Lyrics." Here are a few of our favorites, with the misheard and real lyrics.

"Knockin' Boots",Luke Bryan

Misheard: "Yeah, birds need bees / And I sneeze whiskey."

Real: "Yeah, birds need bees / And ice needs whiskey."

"I Am That Man",Brooks & Dunn

Misheard: "I am Batman."

Real: "I am that man."

"Folsom Prison Blues",Johnny Cash

Misheard: "I'm stuck in wholesome prison."

Real: "I'm stuck in Folsom Prison."

"Friends in Low Places",Garth Brooks

Misheard: "I'm not big on sausage gravy."

Real: "I'm not big on social graces."

"You'll Think of Me",Keith Urban

Misheard: "Take your cat and leave my shredder."

Real: "Take your cap and leave my sweater."

"Take a Little Ride",Jason Aldean

Misheard: "Slide your pretty little cellphone over."

Real: "Slide your pretty little self on over."

"T-Shirt",Thomas Rhett

Misheard: "We had pantyhose and a view of the parking lot."

Real: "We had a patio with a view of a parking lot."

"Should've Been a Cowboy",Toby Keith

Misheard: "Wearin' my sex shoes."

Real: "Wearing my six-shooter."

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